The Day Vince Young's Career Ended

By Tom Kinslow and Dave Miniaci

We're gonna need a 12 step program to get over this.

Mike Reinfeldt and company have once again ignored the fans and All-Pro defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth's cries for help and have not drafted a wide receiver through the first two rounds of the NFL Draft.

The Titans took RB Chris Johnson in the first round and DT Jason Jones in the second. I think it's time that some pro-active Titans fan goes to GoDaddy.com or some bullshit and registers www.firemikereinfeldt.com.

This guy is a bozo. He did a total hatchet job on the first day of the draft. First off, Chris Johnson. He has the potential to be the speed back that the Titans need but it's a flawed pick for a number of reasons. First, it admits that they fucked up when they took Chris Henry out of Arizona in the second round last year. Secondly, every wide receiver was on the board at that moment, an obvious position of need for the Titans. Thirdly, the Titans may have been able to trade up and get Johnson later in the first or early in the second.

The Titans gambled that a wideout would be available when they picked in the second round....and they lost. Limas Sweed was taking the pick before by Pittsburgh. Mario Manningham and Earl Bennett were both on the board but went with Jones instead.

Now I don't know who Jones is and I don't care. There are numerous Titans fans saying that because we have a large group of wideouts on the roster.

Let me just tell you something.

I could have 20 Ford Pintos or 20 Chevy Novas and that doesn't mean I have 20 good cars. It means I have 20 piece of shit cars. The same applies with the Titans. We don't have eight good wide outs, we have eight shitty wideouts and don't be surprised when Vince Young can't get it done next year when he's got the Roydell Williams' of the world to throw to.

Mr. Reinfeldt , what you've just done is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever witnessed. At no point in your moronic, common-sense-defying draft were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having witnessed it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

EDIT: The award for best reaction post in Titans land goes to clint taurus (that's right) for his faux news story.

In other news, Jason Jones was awarded the Chris Henry memorial award for players drafted several rounds too early...

'I didn't even have the TV on,' Jones commented to reporters. 'It was pretty much common sense that no one would draft me until tomorrow, so I was playing Nintendo with my buddies when the phone rang...I thought it was a prank at first, then I thought it was a pizza delivery gone bad...lotsa Jason Jones in the phone book, right?

'And then the dude said he was Mike Reinfeldt...I laughed and said 'who's that?', then he explained that he's some dude with the Titans who drafts people no one has heard of and stuff...I never heard of him, and it seemed really bogus that he would be drafting me in the 2nd round, but what the hell? I asked him if he would be giving me a ton of money to play football, and he said: 'yep', so I'm OK with it...'

Chris Henry tried to deliver the award in person, but kept running full-speed into the side of Jone's house, missing the door altogether...Mr Henry did notice that he could run faster given the fact that his testicles had been snipped off by the front office with the Chris Johnson selection...

when asked for comment, Mike Reinfeldt text-messaged the reply:
'WTF? LOL! OMG! LMAO! TITANS SUCK!'

An honorable mention goes to Captain Bosch for his brand new signature.