Sunday, July 22, 2007

How Do You Solve A Problem Like Michael?


If Pacman Jones was a black eye, then Michael Vick is a broken nose to the image of the NFL.

This Tuesday, an indictment (which can be seen in full here) was handed down from federal prosecutors to Atlanta Falcons Quarterback, Michael Vick, charging him with "competitive dogfighting, procuring and training pit bulls for fighting and conducting the enterprise across state lines."

Ironically enough, the enterprise was called "Bad Newz Kennels".

This operation had been going on since 2001, Vick's rookie season with the Falcons, when he and his friends scouted out and bought the property in Virginia. From 2002 until around 2005, according to the indictment, Vick and his cohorts "continued to develop the 1915 Moonlight Road property for the ongoing dog fighting venture, including building : a fence to shield the rear portion of the compound from public view; multiple sheds used at various times to house training equipment, injured dogs, and organized fights ; a house to he occupied by the defendants and others associated with maintaining the property; and kennels and buried car axles with chains for the pit bulls. The buried car axles allow the dog chains to pivot, allowing the pit bulls to avoid getting tangled in the chains."

Now if the just the idea of this enterprise isn't chilling enough, the execution of the animals will make your stomach turn.

The indictment mentions five occasions where Vick associates executed dogs by shooting them. In another incident in 2003, a female pit bull owned by Bad Newz Kennels lost its fight and after a Vick associate, consulted with Vick about the condition of the dog, the associate wet the dog down with water and electrocuted it.


The most grisly of the accusations is that in April of this year Vick and two of his associates killed 8 dogs in various ways, including hanging, drowning, and in one dogs case, slamming its body into the ground repeatedly.

Now with these allegations being levied against him, you would think that endorsements and the NFL would be running from Vick as if he had the plague, this however, is not the case.

Nike suspended the release of Vick's latest shoe but has left all Vick merchandise in stores and has shown no signs of cutting him. To me this seems like a giant hypocracy. While it might be half-hearted, its still a stand of sorts on Nike's part against dog fighting and animal abuse, but Nike still turns a blind eye to the child laborers that make their merchandise.

The NFL on the other hand has taken no action against Vick and have released a statement saying that they will let due process take its course. There are also reports that there is pressure on Vick to take a paid leave of absence. Where was the due process for Pacman Jones who was never convicted of anything. Out of the three suspensions handed down under Goodell, none are getting paid during the suspension. This move by Goodell, who has shown that he feels he has carte blanche over the NFL and can do whatever he wants whenever he wants to do it, is handling this situation with kid gloves and is showing an unwillingness to take action because he isn't a Pacman Jones or a Tank Johnson. Goodell and the NFL need to realize that the Humane Society and PETA are not going away any time soon and that if they continue to not take action that they will be outside the NFL office, outside practices and games until they see sufficient action.

What Vick is accused of doing is one of the most heinous things that any athlete has ever been accused of. The NFL needs to put Vick on ice and start distancing themselves before sponsors start talking in a language the NFL might understand; in terms of cold, hard cash. If this keeps up its only a matter of time before sponsors start pulling funds and it becomes even more of a public relations nightmare than it already is.

If you feel strongly about this issue and want to let the powers that be your feelings on this situation you can contact the NFL and Nike at the links below.

Take Action: NFL Must Throw Book At Vick

Take Action: Nike! Drop Kick Vick!

Saturday, July 14, 2007

The 200 Millon Dollar Man......Again?

Let's take a trip back to the 2000 MLB offseason. Most headlines would read like this:

Rodriguez, Rangers agree on 10 year, $252 Million Deal.

Fast forward to this upcoming offseason...could we see it again?

That's the question on a lot of people's lips recently as Rodriguez and his agent have their stare down with the Yankee front office. First the Yankees didn't want to negotiate during the season, as is their standard, then A-Rod goes on to have a monster first half of the season and I think the opt-out clause in the contract became a little all too real to everyone involved.

The only problem is, A-Rod and his agent, Scott Boras, will wait until the offseason to talk contract. Rodriguez has 15 days after the end of the World Series to evoke the clause, leaving time to negotiate very slim.

This is where the story takes a turn toward the ugly. The Yankees say, that if A-Rod opts out of the deal, he's done as a Yankee and they will not get into a bidding war for his services. Now if A-Rod does indeed opt out of his contract there are a few teams that would have the cash to pay him, which Boras says would be 30 million a season. The main contenders would be the Red Sox, Angels and Cubs and you might be able to throw in the White Sox. The only real question is if you're one of those teams, is he worth 30 million a year? I say yes, only if he's in the right situation.

It's clear that as a Yankee in the postseason, and all the pressure that comes with it, A-Rod has struggled. In 20 games, Rodriguez batted .241, with 3 home runs and 8 rbi. Boston is just as bad, if not worse as New York when it comes to pressure on their players, and when it comes to the Cubs, when you have gone almost a century without even going to a World Series...well let's just say the living won't be easy. That leaves the Angels, they have a laid back approach to the game, but still have a winning mentality. The Angels seem like the perfect fit for Rodriguez and if he opts out they'll definitely be a player in the sweepstakes.

Now with that being said, do I think we'll see A-Rod in an Angels uniform next year? It always boils down to money, especially with Scott Boras, and who has the most money? The Red Sox. If Alex opts out of his deal, which is still no lock, the Red Sox will make a definite play for him. The Sox management always seems to forget that Roger Clemens has scorned them in the past, so why not Alex Rodriguez? The New York Daily News is reporting from inside sources that the Sox are a lock to make a move should he opt out, saying...

"One baseball source told the Daily News that Red Sox team president Larry Lucchino has wanted Rodriguez in a Boston uniform ever since the original deal collapsed, even after he was traded to the team's hated rival.

'Lucchino has never stopped wanting him,' the source said."

Either way, Alex Rodriguez is headed for a huge payday and will more than likely become the $200 millon man once again.

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Clash of the Titans?

In sports history there have been many great personal rivalries. Ali vs Frazer, Wilt vs Russell, Magic vs. Bird and Kobayashi vs Chestnut?


As many of you know, every 4th of July at Nathan's hot dogs on Coney Island is the annual hot dog eating contest were freaks of nature shove hot dogs down their gullet for a shot at hot dog supremacy. For the last six years this contest has been ruled with the iron fist of the Japanese Buzzsaw that is Takeru Kobayashi. This small Japanese man has beaten the competition into submission with his unrivaled skill in the world of competitive eating. That is, until a rival to the throne emerged in Joey Chestnut, who recently shattered Kobayashi's previous record of 53 3/4 hot dogs with a record of 59.5 hot dogs.


To add to the "drama", during training for this event, Kobayashi hurt his jaw and can only open his mouth the width of two fingers. Chestnut has since said this injury is a ploy and that he's faking the injury. Now with all of the hype surrounding this spectacle, I had no choice but to do a running diary and post it on here for all of you.


11.44 a.m.- I just settled in front of the tv and I'm still laughing at the fact they actually had a weigh in for this event. Why the hell should this matter? Everyone's coming out at least five pounds heavier than they started.


11:48 a.m..- The "Who's Now?" segment is running on Sportscenter and I'd just like to say that Keyshawn Johnson sure knows how to class it up with the sneakers and jeans. I'm surprised that he didn't compare every athlete to himself like he did during the 2007 NFL Draft. Very classy Key, reallllllllllll classy.


12:00 p.m- They called Kobayashi's ailment "jaw-ritis", I kid you not.


12:01 p.m.- "Forecast- Indigestion". "ESPN: "The Worldwide Leader in Stupidity"


12:02 p.m.- They have a man in the "spray zone", I bet that's as disgusting as it sounds.


12:06 p.m.- The rules state that the winner gets a year's supply of hot dogs. If I ever did this contest, the last thing I'd want to see after would be another hot dog.


12:06 p.m.- Everyone else showed up to the event in a bus, Kobayashi, however, showed up in a limo. Wow.


12:07 p.m.- A lovely shot of Kobayashi holding up his Wisdom Tooth.


12:08 p.m.- They mention how the crowd wants to see Chestnut bring the belt back to America. See, this isn't just about the dogs man, its about pride, its about American pride. We need this for the Stars and Stripes. I think this is the biggest event for national pride since Balboa vs. Drago.


12:14 p.m.- I can't tell you how many people are here to see this. They are pouring out into every nearby intersection.


12:16 p.m.- Tim Janus a.k.a. "Eater X". Easily my favorite eater if I had to pick one. I mean c'mon, he paints his face like the Ultimate Warrior.


12:19 p.m.- I wish I had that three minutes of my life back from watching that enthralling piece on the Coney Island sideshow.


12:23 p.m.- Chestnut remarked in a pre-taped piece that these guys are in pretty good shape. That is until these guys die from a massive coronary.


12:26 p.m- Well if hot dog eating contests don't amuse you you could always tune into Saturday's Rock, Paper, Scissors contest.


12:28 p.m.- I just heard Kobayashi's name mentioned with Curt Schilling and Willis Reed in the same sentence as athletes who performed with injury. I'm going to take a cold shower.


12:30 p.m- The intros have started and with each passing contender they become bigger and bigger freaks.


12:33 p.m- Sonya "The Black Widow" Thomas. Dear. God.


12:34 p.m- I believe in one foul swoop Eater X just made me laugh and ruined the new Harry Potter book. He held up a sign that said "And on the 7th Day, God created Hartford" and on the other side it said "Hermione Dies".


12:36 p.m- There he is. The Man, The Myth, The Legend. Takeru Kobayashi.


12:40 p.m- They called it "The fastest 12 minutes in sports" but this has been the longest 40 minutes of my life.


12:41 p.m- Let the madness begin.


12:42 p.m- Kobayashi is downing them pretty quick but Chestnut has a 9-7 lead.


12:43 p.m.- Chestnut 20, Kobayashi 18 with 10 minutes to go. Chestnut always looks like he wants to vomit.


12:45 p.m.- Chestnut 34, Kobayashi 30 with 8 minutes to go. You can see that some of these guys just can't take it anymore. Sort of sad really.


12:46 p.m.- Kobayashi is closing fast, down 3


12:47 p.m.- Chestnut 43, Kobayashi 41 with 6 minutes to go.


12:47 p.m.- This jackass comentator said that if Chestnut were to win that if you Google'd "American Hero" you'd find Lincoln, Neil Armstrong, and Joey Chestnut. What a joke.


12:49 p.m.- Chestnut 51, Kobayashi 49, 4 minutes to go.


12:50 p.m.- Kobayashi down 1 and a new record will be set as Chestnut hits 54


12:51 p.m.- Tied at 57 with two minutes to go.


12:51 p.m.- Chestnut takes a one dog lead with a minute and change to go.


12:52 p.m.-1 minute and its tied at 60.


12:52 p.m.- 30 seconds and tied at 61


12:52 p.m.- Tied at 62


12:53 p.m.- Chestnut apparently DQ'd himself according to the jackass even though the scoreboard says 63-62 Chestnut. But backtracking a bit. The one jackass commentator said that if Chestnut would win it would be the best moment in American sports history, yeah forget the Miracle on Ice.


12:54 p.m.- Kobayashi is down on his knees on the stage trying to get the last of the dogs down. He's hurting and hurting bad.


12:56 p.m.- The unofficial stats say Chestnut 66 Kobayashi 63.


12:57 p.m.- Kobayashi is announced as second and the crowd goes wild. Joey Chestnut is the new Nathan's champion.


12:59 p.m.- "Great day for America." What a jackass. If I watch this next year and I hear his voice, I'm turning it right off.


Final Thoughts: Well this sure lived up to all of the hype. Both broke any previous record and it went down to the wire. Although I'm not sure how Chestnut ended up with 66, something doesn't seem right to me but what do I know? All in all, I'm not sure if I wanna see another hot dog today. Ahh what the hell, toss one my way! But to everyone out there, enjoy your 4th, and I'll see ya when I see ya...peace!


The thrill of victory.....

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and the agony of defeat.

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