Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Pacman Jones To Get His Party On


Oh Pacman Jones, will you ever learn?

I know this is America and I know you can go to as many clubs as you want and I know you can go to your favorite strip club for dinner because they have some of the best food in America.

But come on Pac. Seriously? You still haven't been reinstated by the NFL, mainly for not adhering to the terms of your suspension. So you decide that you're going to throw a party until 6 a.m.

Nothing could possibly go wrong in this situation. Also I'm no expert in public relations, but I'm not sure saying that "WE GON MAKE IT RAIN!" is a wise decision seeing as the last time you made it rain a full scale riot broke out.

It's a simple equation to figure out what will happen at this party:

Pacman Jones + Booze + Women + Wads of cash = Disaster

Deadspin: Pac Man Jones Will Never Learn, And We Love Him For It

Fanhouse: Pacman Jones: 'Some of the Strip Clubs Have the Best Food in America

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