NBA Finals Live Blog: Game 2

9:00 p.m: A shot of the 2004 Pistons. Good times. We haven't won a title since Sheed changed his number from 30 to 36. Just saying.

9:01 p.m: Good to see that Mike Breen has moved on from his "I slept in an alley" look. He looked so bad on Thursday he made Jeff Van Gundy look presentable.

9:03 p.m: Doc Rivers with a shitty Tony Dungy analogy. If I were a Celtics player I'd just tune this joker out.

9:07 p.m: Gasol can't even out jump a guy on one ankle. Good sign.

9:08 p.m: Kobe settles for a pull-up jumper instead of going to the rack. Be a man, go strong to the hole.

9:09 p.m: Pierce hits a three. It'll be interesting to see what happens to his shot as the game slows down.

9:10 p.m: Ladies and gentleman we have a Trevor Ariza sighting.

9:11 p.m: Kendrick Perkins with a pretty fade over Lamar Scrotom.

9:12 p.m: Pierce for two and the foul. He's been getting to the basket at will so far. Good finish.

9:13 p.m: Pierce has 6 points, the rest of the Celtics -- 2.

9:14 p.m: Kobe hit Gasol in a bad place with a pass -- the hands. Turnover Lakers

9:14 p.m: Gasol just jammed it right in Garnett's face. Owned.

9:15 p.m: Offensive foul on Boston. Four turnovers already and a technical on Garnett. I'm sure there were a few son-of a bitches and motherfuckers thrown out there by KG.

9:16 p.m: Scrotom with a pretty tip-in over Garnett.

9:17 p.m: Ray "Jesus Shuttlesworth" Allen with a lay in.

9:17 p.m: Timeout Lakers. Los Angeles 15, Boston 12

9:20 p.m: Oh great. A Paul Pierce knee injury retrospective. For the love of God someone stop the madness!

9:22 p.m: Garnett with a pretty spin move on Gasol and an even prettier finish. Gasol is softer than Charmin.

9:22 p.m: Puke Walton with a bucket. I like how he thinks he's tough with those tattoos.

9:23 p.m: Shuttlesworth with a three and the game is tied at 17. Kobe got owned by the ball screen (ha. ball screen) by Garnett.

9:24 p.m: Kendrick Perkins with his second foul and its time to ride the pine. PJ Brown in.

9:25 p.m: Kobe's 1-4 and he just picked up a foul to put the Lakers in the penalty. He's arguing but he should have learned that no means no by now. Right Kobe?

9:27 p.m: Kobe just got another foul call. An offensive. Kobe threw a slight elbow to Allen's face. TV timeout. Los Angeles 19, Boston 18

9:29 p.m: I am so sick of that Alonzo Mourning G2 ad. First off, G2 tastes like shit. Secondly, Alonzo Mourning sucks. Add the two together and you have one big Shitty Extravganza.

9:32 p.m: Marc Jackson, I hope you told Kobe to put a condom on before you hopped on his dick.

9:33 p.m: Van Gundy wants to get rid of fouling out. Sure let's get rid of it. Then we can get rid of traveling, or double dribble's. Why even have baskets? Jackass.

9:34 p.m: Scrotum with his second foul. Major foul trouble for the Lakers.

9:35 p.m: Farmar hits a big three to give the Lakers a two point lead. Shuttlesworth misses a three at the buzzer. Los Angeles 22, Boston 20

9:38 p.m: I love these WNBA "Expect Great" ads. They're priceless. They tell me every reason why I don't watch the WNBA. Plus, when they get a girl who has a lisp, the funny factor goes WAY up.

9:43 p.m: Turiaf had a nice block. Too bad he fouled Powe.

9:44 p.m: Lakers turn the ball over on a travel. 8 turnovers for the game, as many as they had in all of Game 1.

9:44 p.m: Powe gets fouled....AGAIN. He's only been in the game three minutes and has been fouled four times.

9:45 p.m: Farmar throws up a horrendous shot which leads to a Pierce three and a Lakers timeout. Boston 30, Los Angeles 22. A 10-0 run for Boston.

9:49 p.m: Marc Jackson thinks Paul Pierce is better offensively than Larry Bird. Fire that man.

9:51 p.m: Ninth turnover for the Lakers.

9:52 p.m: Posey drills a wide open three. 13-2 run by Boston.

9:52 p.m: Leon Powe again is fouled. This time it was the And One variety. Guy has seven points in five minutes and five of his points came from the stripe.

9:53 p.m: Powe converts. Make that six of eight points from the stripe.

9:54 p.m: Kobe hits back to back jumpers. He has nine.

9:57 p.m: Gasol fouls Perkins in the act, and one. Gasol hit the deck pretty hard. TV Timeout. Boston 40, Los Angeles 32.

10:01 p.m: Hey, there's Curt Schilling looking fatter than holy hell.

10:02 p.m: There goes Kevin Garnett with the worst alley-oop pass in the history of alley-oop's. Be a man Garnett, go strong to the hole.

10:02 p.m: Perkins picks up his third foul. Back to the bench for the Angriest Man in the NBA.

10:03 p.m: Gasol just took Paul Pierce to school for the bucket and the foul. Gasol converts and he has 11 points.

10:04 p.m: Timeout Boston. Boston 41, Los Angeles 37.

10:06 p.m: Wow...go figure that the black Marine can't swim. Way to go U.S Marines with that ad.

10:08 p.m: I think Pierce just hit that three from the banks of the Charles River.

10:09 p.m: Shuttlesworth with a three and the Celtics are back up 10. Timeout Lakers. Boston 47, Los Angeles 37.

10:11 p.m: Kobe tried to force the issue and threw a lucky pass to Radmanovich who hit a three. Kobe just picked up his third foul and it looks like he's going to the bench The crowd is heckling Kobe now.

10:13 p.m: The Celtics have 17 attempts from the line, the Lakers have two and one of those was a technical foul shot.

10:14 p.m: Rondo with a block and the lay in and the C's are up 11.

10:14 p.m: Fisher picks up his third foul. Looks like Rondo might have pushed off but who knows.

10:16 p.m: Gasol just got mugged so bad that I think he lost his wallet. Halftime. Boston 54, Los Angeles 42.

10:41 p.m: Kobe gets tee'd up after a basket. Smart move Kobe.

10:42 p.m: Odom misses a jam and it leads to a Pierce three. Perkins fouls under the basket and I believe that's four.

10:45 p.m: Odom is called for a foul on Garnett after looking to appear to be straight up. Weak.

10:46 p.m: Timeout Lakers. Boston 65, Los Angeles 49.

10:49 p.m: Marc Jackson said that the Celtics are keeping the Lakers from going to the line. That, or they're not calling the fouls.

10:50 p.m: Scrotum gave a nice hard foul to Rondo.

10:53 p.m: Nice little give and go ending with a Gasol slam.

11:00 p.m: Bad shot by Kobe leading to another Celtics bucket. Another miss by Kobe.

11:01 p.m: Odom just spiked that ball off of a Celtics player. Hella owned.

11:02 p.m: Shuttlesworth with another three. Lakers miss a basket leading to an alley-oop from Rondo to Powe. Timeout Lakers. Boston 79, Lakers 59. An 11-0 run.

11:05 p.m: I'm convinced that this Celtics pa guy loves Guns N Roses. First Welcome to the Jungle and now Paradise City. Scrotum just picked up his fifth on a charge.

11:06 p.m: Leon Powe just threw it down so, so hard. 12 points for Powe.

11:07 p.m: Leon Powe with another slam. End of the third quarter. Boston 83, Lakers 61.

11:12 p.m: Powe again for another deuce. Lakers are soft.

11:14 p.m: Leon Powe: 18 points. Everyone on LA minus Odom, Bryant and Gasol: 24 points.

11:21 p.m: Vince Young in attendance. Get back to studying your playbook loser.

11:21 p.m: Powe again. Dear. God.

11:22 p.m: The crowd is chanting "Leon Powe." That will be the first, and last time you hear that.

11:26 p.m: Boston timeout. Boston 96, Lakers 78.

11:31 p.m: I got to admit. I'm kinda zoning out now. Garbage time.

11:33 p.m: Boston timeout. Celtics 99, Lakers 86.

11:36 p.m: Lakers timeout. 102-91 Boston. 20-7 run by Los Angeles.

11:41 p.m: We have a game baby. 6 point game. 27-9 run.

11:42 p.m: FOUR POINT GAME! Radmanovich with the jam. He walked.

11:44 p.m: Rondo with a brick. Kobe fouled by Pierce. 38.4 to go.

11:45 p.m: Kobe cuts it to two.

11:45 p.m: Pierce draws the foul. 22.8 to go.

11:46 p.m: Pierce hits both. 4 point game.

11:49 p.m: Radmanovich's three was blocked and the Celtics were fouled. No touches by Kobe on that possession. Odd.

11:51 p.m: Game over. Boston 108, Lakers 102. Good sign for LA.